Category: Fun Stuff

The Whiskey River Potato Queen

The Whiskey River Potato Queen Official Poster

Once more, Lady Mona Albright and Sir Jordan Albright Jr. are sponsoring a food competition. With Lucian Hallowcrest winning the title of “King of Meat,” Lady Mona and Sir Jordan eagerly await the crowning of the Potato Queen. The hamlet of Whiskey River is eager to provide guest judges to entrants. Lady Mona has created themes to challenge the fine minds of Gods Road.

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We’re soliciting entrants for the potato cooking competition! Interested parties should email zealot.larp@gmail.com to claim a spot.

Unlike the King of Meat, the Whiskey River Potato Queen will take place over three separate heats. Entrants must select in which heat they would like to compete. 1 winner will be selected for each heat, and 1 winner will be selected as best overall, being crowned the Potato Queen. The individual heats have themes, stated below. The dish must center potatoes and attend to the theme as interpreted. Entrants will be given further instruction closer to the event.

  1. Friday Late Night: Indelicacy and Audacity
  2. Saturday Morning: Frugality and Shame
  3. Saturday Late Afternoon: Innovation and Deceit

Entrants may compete in multiple heats with different dishes. Previous ranking winners are welcome to compete or serve as judges in one or multiple of the heats.

Due to allergies of the judges, no pork, avocado, or peanuts.

You must be registered to enter.

Circadian Hymnal: Hymn of T’Rer

A new entry in the Circadian Hymnal: the Hymn of T’Rer. Text of the accompanying prayer is below, as is the video.

A note that the recording is not the best quality, but done is sometimes superior. The video is set-up so that, on a phone, you may zoom in on individual parts of the score as the audio plays. This usually works best in the YouTube app itself.

Hymn of T’Rer Audio and Music

Hymn of T’Rer*

T’zyrus’yurim’i, ava’bor’o’i.
You, Esteemed God who teaches us, bathe us in your light.


T’zyrus’parim’i, kasa’na’tor’i.
You, Esteemed God who guides us, protect us from the dark.


T’zyrus ena’eba, murir’eba’i.
If I were without you, Esteemed God, I would lose my way.


T’zyrus ena’eba, murir’eba’i.
If I were without you, I would lose my way.

Kyr’akor’ena’i, basim’ena’i.
I pray that I will never doubt you, and I pray will never stray.


T’Zyrus’skorim’i, ava’bor’o’i.
You, Esteemed God who shields us, bathe us in your light.


T’Zyrus’parim’i, kasa’na’tor’i.
You, Esteemed God who guides us, protect us from the dark.


Kyr’wyn’synor’o’i, ava’bor’oi
Please call on me to serve you, bathe me in your light.


Basim’dra’da’wyn eba, i’o’yurim’i
If I witness Mortals who have lost their way, I myself will teach them.

Kyr’akor’ena’i, basim’enai.
If pray that I will never doubt you, and I pray that I will never stray.

T’Zyrus’yurim’i, ava’bor’o’i.
You, Esteemed God who teaches us, bathe us in your light.

*A reminder that all in-game translations, while the best available translations in-game, are open to re-interpretation and may reflect biases and preferences of translators!